The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stolen valor

I DON'T ALWAYS STEAL VALOR...                      BUT WHEN I DO,                      I STEAL ALL OF IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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ומה אם אני יגיד לך שזההכלב שלך? The Most Interesting Man In The World

It means something!

I DON'T OFTEN REPEAT ACTIONS I FAIL AT... SO WHEN I DO IT REPEATEDLY IT MEANS SOMETHING! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Carlos lol

I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE A GIRL  BUT WHEN I DO , I FUCK IT UP WITH MY PERSONALITY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Carlos lol

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO A TOBY LOVE CONCERT ALONE BUT WHEN I DO , I SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE FACE FOR BEING A CHICK  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Support i LoL

I DONT ALLWAYS GO SUPPORT  BUT WHEN I DO I PLAY NIDALEE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Netflix = childhood

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH NETFLIX BUT WHEN I DO, I RELIVE MY 90'S CHILDHOOD IN RUGRATS, POWER RANGERS, DEXTER'S LAB, POKEMON, AND DISNEY MOVIES. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Now that I'm over 60

I DON'T ALWAYS FART BUT WHEN I DO I NEVER TRUST IT FLATULATE CAREFULLY MY FRIEND! The Most Interesting Man In The World

The most interesting man in the world

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE THE GREATEST DECISIONS IN THE WORLD OK, NEVER MIND, YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

pay up

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK FOR A RAISE BUT WHEN I DO EMAIL YOUR SENATOR  HTTP://WWW.FLSENATE.GOV/SENATORS/FIND The Most Interesting Man In The World