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Bar Fights

I DON'T ALWAYS GET INTO BAR FIGHTS BUT WHEN I DO, I USE THIS FIST AND THIS BEAR BOTTLE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

breakfast of champions

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK CROWN ROYAL MAPLE BUT WHEN I DO  I PUT IT ON MY PANCAKES The Most Interesting Man In The World

I want to b touched

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO BE TOUCHED.. WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING?? I WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME ANYWHERE YOU WANT ALL THE TIME!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't have to have sex

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH WES  BUT WHEN I DO I WANT TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not for you!

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE MY INFORMATION TO THE PUBLIC BUT, WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I DON'T GIVE IT TO YOU! The Most Interesting Man In The World

A golfer's dilemma

I DON'T ALWAYS 3 PUTT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AFTER I HIT A GREEN IN REG The Most Interesting Man In The World

Game On!

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR PEARLS, BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE ON MY NOSE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Game On!

I DONT ALWYAS WEAR PEARLS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE ON MY NOSE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't ever drink bear because if I did..

I DON'T EVER DRINK BEER BECAUSE IF I DID. .. I WOULD VOILATE MY PAROLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

did i just

SO YOU WERE ROLEPLAYING WITH YOURSELF IN THE OFFICE? HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU? The Most Interesting Man In The World