The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK OUT

 BUT WHEN I DO, I TELL MY COWORKERS ABOUT IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always...

I DON'T ALWAYS ABUSE MY ADOPTIVE DAUGHTERS, BUT WHEN I DO, I MARRY THEM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS GIT'R DONE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN HANTS COUNTY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

dos mess tenters

I'M NOT ALWAYS PRIVILEGED ENOUGH TO DRINK WITH CANADIAN TROOPS BUT WHEN I AM, IT'S IN THE MESS TENT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Calling someone stupid

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE SPELLING MISTAKES... ..BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ALWAYS WHEN I'M CALLING SOMEONE STUPID. The Most Interesting Man In The World

HowToBeADad-specific meme

I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE WORD

Damn straight!

I DON'T ALWAYS GET ANNOYED BY OTHER DRIVERS BUT WHEN I DO, I YELL, HONK, WAVE MY FIST AND FLIP THEM OFF The Most Interesting Man In The World

reassign email

I DON'T ALWAYS REASSIGN EMAILS BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS SPARK THEM! The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE WEED... BUT WHEN I DO, I INHALE!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Deca project

I DONT ALWAYS TAKE DEATH-DEFYING DROPS,  BUT WHEN I DO, ITS ON ZUMANJARO: DROP OF DOOM The Most Interesting Man In The World