The Most Interesting Man In The World

Golf jokes

I DON'T ALWAYS BIRDIE       BUT WHEN I DO, I DOUBLE BOGEY THE NEXT HOLE... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Picky eater

I'M NOT ALWAYS A PICKY EATER BUT WHEN I AM, IT'S ON VACATION The Most Interesting Man In The World

we have all don it

LOOK AT YOUR WATCH 3 TIMES  TAKE YOUR PHONE TO SEE WHAT TIME IT IS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Patti Maguire's absenteeism

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL OUT        SICK                                                                                                                                     BUT WHEN I DO, THERE'S A HUGE MEETING I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ATTENDING. The Most Interesting Man In The World

QUICKMEME THIS IS FOR ME ONLY BROS

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A SATURDAY TO SPEND WITH MY BROS BUT WHEN I DO THERE SURE AS HELL BETTER BE BEER AND SPORTS INVOLVED The Most Interesting Man In The World

it is the whiskey

 I DON'T OFTEN TEXT MY EX-WIFE BUT WHEN I DO I'M MOST LIKELY DRINKING WHISKEY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Shit giving

I DON'T ALWAYS TRICK OUT VOLKSWAGENS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S MY MOM'S VR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Funny stuff

REALLY COULD NOT GIVE A FUCK JUST WANT BEER!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Road head

I DONT ALWAYS GET ROAD HEAD BUT WHEN I DO. I DOWNSHIFT ALOT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

most interesting f cap

I DON'T ALWAYS USE FREQUENCY CAPS... ...BUT WHEN I DO, I CHOOSE 8 The Most Interesting Man In The World