The Most Interesting Man In The World

He knows Rhonda needs some loving

RHONDA, SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN UNDER WOOD LATELY.. HOW ABOUT ME AND YOU PITCH A TENT TONIGHT;)  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Toilets are filthy!

I DON'T OFTEN VISIT MCDONALD'S RESTROOMS. BUT, WHEN I DO, I GET REAL MAD WHEN I SEE TOILET PAPER ON THE FLOOR.... The Most Interesting Man In The World

#teacherproblems #grading

I DON'T ALWAYS GRADE PAPERS, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Eating Meat

I DON'T OFTEN EAT MEAT BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS ALWAYS GRASSFED. The Most Interesting Man In The World

oh yea

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY... MISS THE UCCF PRODUCTION... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Funny as hell.

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE FRUIT... WAIT.....YES I DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Every Time

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE.  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN AN ESCALADE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

individual grants

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE AMAZING IDEAS BUT WHEN I DO, I WANT FUNDS TO EXECUTE THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

he's pumped up

I DON'T ALWAYS LET MY SON SKIP SCHOOL BUT WHEN I DO,IT'S OPENING DAY OF TROUT SEASON The Most Interesting Man In The World

why am i grounded this time.

I DONT ALWAYS GET IN TROUBLE OH WAIT YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World