The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always die

I DONT ALWAYS DIE  BUT WHEN IT DO ITS TO PYRIS The Most Interesting Man In The World

It just happens

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MY BF EXTREMELY HORNY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WHEN I'M ON MY PERIOD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Legendary nights I don't remember.

I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUT DRINKING WITH BERGMAN, BUT WHEN I DO... I WAKE UP ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR NEXT TO THE TOILET, WITH NO MEMORY OF THE NIGHT, AND DISCOVER THAT I TRIED TO SHAVE MY PET CAT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Dos Equis Shine

I DON'T ALWAYS CHECK INTO HOTELS BUT WHEN I DO, I REQUEST ROOM 237 The Most Interesting Man In The World

stay thirsty my friend

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH HAWKEYE WRESTLING... BUT WHEN I DO THE GOPHERS HAMMER THEM! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Marina's Sexy Birthday wish!

I DON'T ALWAYS SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO MARINA IN A SEXY SPANISH ACCENT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always #HASHTAG...

I DON'T ALWAYS #HASHTAG... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT 3:30AM WITH MY GIRLS IN THE CAR! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ass hole omnivores....

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK VEGANS WHY THEY ARE VEGAN..... BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS ARGUE WITH THEM AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL THEM PREACHY WHEN THEY WERE JUST ANSWERING MY QUESTION. The Most Interesting Man In The World

pitic de gradina

NU-MI FAC MEREU POZE, DAR DE CATE ORI IMI FAC TOTI IMI ZIC LA COMENTARII CA SUNT PITIC The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dream Big

I DON'T ALWAYS DREAM BIG BUT WHEN I DO, I DREAM OF OWNING A LOG CABIN MANSION WHERE GINGER ALE FLOWS FROM EVERY FAUCET. The Most Interesting Man In The World