The Most Interesting Man In The World

No Makeup for Cancer

FB WOMEN ARE GOING WITHOUT MAKEUP TO FIGHT CANCER. I'M WAITING FOR THEM TO GO TOPLESS. THAT WILL RAISE A LOT OF MONEY, AND MY WILLY TOO!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Marriage problems

NO WOMAN WILL EVER MAKE ME HAPPY... BECAUSE I ALREADY AM  The Most Interesting Man In The World

14.5

I DONT' ALWAYS DO BURPEES, BUT, WHEN I DO, I DO THEM WITH THRUSTERS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always knock boots

I DON'T ALWAYS KNOCK BOOTS, BUT WHEN I DO I HOLLER YEE YEE The Most Interesting Man In The World

This is silly

I DON'T ALWAYS USE MY HEAD... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH YOUR MOM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Windows phone

I DON'T ALWAYS MISS AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A WINDOWS PHONE The Most Interesting Man In The World

broken again

I DON'T ALWAYS DROP MY PHONE BUT WHEN I DO, IT BREAKS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Comicon in Costume

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO COMICON IN COSTUME. BUT WHEN I DO I WANT TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF IT FOR A WEEK IN ADVANCE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

hahah roi otr

O ROI M DUKET SE KE NGATRRU PROFILIN  E GRUS TATE ME TIMEN  The Most Interesting Man In The World

4 types of Peanut Butter later...

I DON'T ALWAYS GROCERY SHOP ON AN EMPTY STOMACH BUT WHEN I DO, I LOAD MY CART AND DAMN THE EXPENSE. The Most Interesting Man In The World