The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sanitation Adam

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE BIG TRUCKS BUT WHEN I DO, I'M KEEPING THE STREETS CLEAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

You don't say

I DON'T ALWAYS CLEAN BUT WHEN I DO I HIRE MY BEST KEPT SECRET The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS CLEAN

 BUT WHEN I DO I HIRE  MY BEST KEPT SECRET The Most Interesting Man In The World

Band names

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE BAND NAMES JK I ALWAYS MAKE BAND NAMES The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't spend my personal time helping just anybody...

I DON'T SPEND MY PERSONAL TIME HELPING JUST ANYBODY... ...BUT WHEN I DO, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS FLOSS MY TEETH. BUT WHEN I DO, IS THE DAY BEFORE MY DENTAL APPOINTMENT The Most Interesting Man In The World

make people vomit.

I MAY NOT ALWAYS FART BUT WHEN I DO, PEOPLE VOMIT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Does not need title

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE BIRTHDAY CAKE WHENEVER YOU GET HERE... BUT WHEN I DO I SERVE IT WITH COLD POP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drinks yeh!

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SHITFACED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drinks on me

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK, BUT WHEN I DO,  I GET SHITFACED The Most Interesting Man In The World