The Most Interesting Man In The World

Klondike bar

I DON'T OFTEN DO ANYTHING FOR A KLONDIKE BAR... ...BUT WHEN I DO IT IS ONLY SPOKEN OF IN HUSHED TONES The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always die By:Bossking

I DON'T ALWAYS DIE BUT WHEN I DO  I MAKE SURE CHIPOLTLA SUCKS THE TIPOF MY DICK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Down with the Hawkeyes

I DON'T ALWAYS CHEER FOR STANFORD BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE PLAYING THE HAWKEYES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy New Year

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Secret Santa

I DON'T ALWAYS PARTICIPATE IN SECRET SANTAS BUT, WHEN I DO, I HOPE JENNIFER DOLL PULLS MY NAME. The Most Interesting Man In The World

kicked out

I DON'T ALWAYS GET KICKED OUT OF THE BAR BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE I SMOKED A JAY ON THE DANCE FLOOR  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Wally-Mart

I DON'T ALWAYS FART IN WALMART... BUT WHEN I DO, I CROP DUST THE ENTIRE PRODUCE SECTION  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hello Friend

I DON'T ALWAYS GET EXCITED ABOUT NEW JOBS... EXCEPT WHEN IT'S AT ZWEIACKER AND ASSOCIATES! STAY THIRSTY MY FRIEND!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hello my peeps

I DON'T ALWAYS GET EXCITED ABOUT NEW JOBS... EXCEPT WHEN IT'S AT ZWEIACKER AND ASSOCIATES! STAY THIRSTY MY FRIEND!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

FANNY PACKS WILL NEVER BE COOL

YOU LOST ME WITH THE WORD