The Most Interesting Man In The World

Affliction Douche

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR AFFLICTION SHIRTS BUT WHEN I DO I LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get shitfaced, but when I do I tripped in a cow pen.

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SHITFACED BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I TRIPPED IN A COW PEN The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to be fucking homeless at 20

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE FUCKING HOMELESS AT 20 BUT WHEN I DO IT'S MY OWN FAULT FOR LIVING WITH MY BOYFRIEND The Most Interesting Man In The World

Commenters on 9GAG

THEY DON'T ALWAYS COMMENT, BUT WHEN THEY DO THEY POINT OUT THAT THE ONE THAT COMMENTED TWICE DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE The Most Interesting Man In The World

knocked up

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A BABY BUT WHEN I DO...ITS A GIRL!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

how'd you get that

I DONT ALWAYS ASK HOW HE GOT THAT... BUT WHEN I DO KOHL HAS THAT DICK IN HIS MOUTH... FAGGOT The Most Interesting Man In The World

For woman from men:)

ATTRACTION IS LIKE POLITICS RELIGION OR SEX WHY TALK ABOUT IT? The Most Interesting Man In The World

Email Funnies

I DON'T ALWAYS LAUGH AT EMAILS... BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE FROM DANIELA. The Most Interesting Man In The World

My Luck

I DON'T ALWAYS BACK INTO A GARAGE... BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO BLAME IT ON SCOTT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

But when I do they belong to Mia

I DON'T ALWAYS FIND RANDOM PEOPLES BELONGINGS IN MY HOUSE  The Most Interesting Man In The World