The Most Interesting Man In The World

KEEP CALM AND LIQUID MY NAME

I NEVER CARE BOUT MY CLASSMATE BUT, WHEN I DO, I LIQUID THEIR NAMES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pass Gass

I DON'T ALWAYS PASS GAS BUT WHEN I DO, ITS ON MY CAT'S HEAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

El Clase de Espanol

NO SIEMPRE HABLO ESPAÑOL EN LA CLASE  PERO CUANDO LO HAGO HABLAR INCORRECTAMENTE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Patient single guy

ONE DAY OUR SCHEDULES WILL LINE UP AND WE'LL GET TO BE SOCIAL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA KICK YOURSELF FOR TAKING SO LONG.  :-P I GUARANTEE IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

The morning after

I DON'T ALWAYS MIX WINE AND AMBIEN, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S EMBARASSING!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cat Emoticons

I DO NOT OFTEN USE EMOTICONS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE CATS (=^_^=) The Most Interesting Man In The World

The world's most predictable pilot...

I DON'T ALWAYS BREAK AIRCRAFT... BUT WHEN I DO ITS BEFORE A BIG MISSION The Most Interesting Man In The World

Medjool Dates are Totes Interesting!

I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE WORD

love our realtor

I DONT ALWAYS USE A REALTOR BUT WHEN I DO I USE DANA OSBURN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vincent to Perth

I DON'T ALWAYS SUPPORT COUNCIL MERGERS BUT WHEN I DO I SUPPORT VINCENT TO PERTH The Most Interesting Man In The World