The Most Interesting Man In The World

lol how that

I DON'T ALWAYS DO BLINDING ON THE NIGHT SHIFT  BUT WHEN I DO, THERE GOD DAMN UNIT SAVING FUCKING BLINDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

successful homework

I DON'T ALWAYS HAND IN MY HOMEWORK ON TIME BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ALWAYS DONE WELL AND SIGNED BY A PARENT The Most Interesting Man In The World

So you know...

I DON'T OFTEN GET ANGRY, MY FRIENDS.... BUT WHEN I FIND OUT WHICH OF YOU STOLE MY PLANE, I'M GONNA MESS YOU UP! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Forgetful Kittys Sarcasm

I REGRET NOTHING  BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER MOST OF THE STUFF I SHOULD PROBABLY REGRET. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Your screen is showing

I DONT ALWAYS LEAVE MY SCREEN DUPLICATED BUT WH... WELL, YEAH I GUESS I DO... The Most Interesting Man In The World

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VIDEOGAMES ARE BAD?? THINK AGAIN SUCKER!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have questions

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ARMY. BUT WHEN I DO, I GO SEE SFC LAWREY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Salad Fellowship

I DON'T ALWAYS FELLOWSHIP WITH SALAD BUT WHEN I DO, I INVITE GARY The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always bang my sister

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what did you just call me?

DO YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT? The Most Interesting Man In The World