The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ahhh Mondays...a great day to start the week drinking

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK ON MONDAYS   BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS DELIVERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

not knowing the answer

I DON'T ALWAYS NOT KNOW THE ANSWER BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S NOW The Most Interesting Man In The World

i-like-you offline

I DON'T ALWAYS CONTINUE TEXTING TO AN OFFLINE PERSON BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S SOMEONE I LIKE VERY MUCH The Most Interesting Man In The World

bad links

I DON'T ALWAYS CLICK BAD LINKS BUT WHEN I DO, I OPEN A JIRA TICKET The Most Interesting Man In The World

Thin Mints Rule

      I DON'T ALWAYS EAT      THIN MINTS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BY THE SLEEVE The Most Interesting Man In The World

"From here on up, it's all downhill" -- Walt Kelly's Pogo

I DON'T ALWAYS CELEBRATE MONDAY MORNING, BUT WHEN I DO, YOU KNOW THE WEEKEND SUCKED. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drunk texting

I DON'T ALWAYS DRUNK TEXT. BUT WHEN I DO, I AM A BLITHERING IDIOT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Talking Shit

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK SHIT BUT WHEN I DO, I BACK IT UP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Duke Blue Devils Looking Forward

WE DON'T LIKE LOSING THE ACC TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIP BUT WHEN WE DO, AT LEAST IT'S TO A CLASSY PROGRAM LIKE UVA. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always

I DON'T ALWAYS POST BIRTHDAY WISHES ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE AN AWESOME PERSON LIKE YOU IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORGITO! The Most Interesting Man In The World