The Most Interesting Man In The World

When nobody is around

WHEN GIRLS ARE AROUND I TRY NOT TO LOOK AT THEM BUT WHEN I DO I SAY YOU FINALLY HAVE MY ATTENTION The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm a Tory

I DON'T ALWAYS MENTION THAT I AM A TORY BUT WHEN I DO, EVERYBODY WENT CRAZY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Getting drunk

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER... BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SHIT FACED! The Most Interesting Man In The World

My phone won't stop ringing

OBAMA, KENYA CALLED THEY WANT THEIR IDIOT BACK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Say it with your chest

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST BITCHES!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Chinese Cravings

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT CHINESE TAKE AWAY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TUESDAY AND THEY'RE ALL CLOSED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Let's go

LET'S GO ETHAN BUT TO JUST LET YOU KNOW YOUR WEAK The Most Interesting Man In The World

biblical condescention

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE TERRIBLE ADVICE IN A CONDESCENDING WAY BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER TO QUOTE A BIBLE VERSE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

My phone won't stop ringing

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My phone won't stop ringing

OBAMA, YOUR VILLAGE CALLED THEY WANT THEIR IDIOT BACK The Most Interesting Man In The World