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kimmy's 50th birthday

I DONT ALWAYS TAKE KIMMY TO UGLY DOGS FOR HER     50TH BIRTHDAY           BUT WHEN I DO                      YOU CAN GUARANTEE             SHITE WILL GET BROKEN    The Most Interesting Man In The World

Barbara's Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY              HAPPY BIRTHDAY                      BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ONLY FOR BARBARA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARBARA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Students

I DON'T LIKE TO GIVE GRADES BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE MY STUDENTS WAIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

This is a hard question

I DON'T ALWAYS WELCOME NEW MEMBERS, BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE QUESTIONS.. IF YOU COULD BE JUST ONE ANIMAL, WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU BE AND WHY? The Most Interesting Man In The World

Caitlin Jenner

NONE OF THE WOMEN I KNOW HAVE A DICK            BUT THE ONES THAT DO, I CALL QUEERS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always welcome new members, but

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SW memes

I DON'T ALWAYS REUSE TOWELS... BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE THE CLIENT TAKES THE DIRTY ONE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday Steve

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS HAPPY BIRTHDAY  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY TO REMIND MY BROTHER OF HIS AGE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Thanksgiving cranberry sauce

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT CRANBERRY SAUCE, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON A  SPOON WITH TURKEY, HAM, GRAVY, MASHED POTATOES AND STUFFING. The Most Interesting Man In The World

ducks a fgt

I DONT ALWAYS THINK DUCK IS A FGT BUT... AHH WHAT AM I SAYIN I THINK EVERYONES A FGT The Most Interesting Man In The World