The Most Interesting Man In The World

Clever cunt

SO YOU THINK YOUR BEING CLEVER SPENDS HALF HOUR LOOKING FOR A COMEBACK ON GOOGLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Never fail

I DON'T ALWAYS FAIL MY EXAM  BUT WHEN I DO I GET 85% The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer .

UNLESS IT'S DELOR'S BIRTHDAY . STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS ! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lab stupid

JUST BECAUSE I'M AN ENGINEER DOESN'T MEAN I ALWAYS TEST IN THE LAB BEFORE A DEPLOYMENT TO PRODUCTION The Most Interesting Man In The World

The truth

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE CATS  WAIT A MINUTE I FUCKING HATE ALL CATS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Margarita Monday

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL OUTTA PEOPLES TRUCKS... BUT IF I DO, I BUY EM A MARGARITA! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Birthday Meme

I DONT NORMALLY WISH HAPPY BIRHTDAY ON FACEBOOK BUT IT WILL BE A WHILE BEFORE I SEE YOU PERSON. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Command Economy

I DON'T ALWAYS TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, BUT WHEN I DO I'M A COMMAND ECONOMY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Command

YOU WANNA START YOUR OWN BUSINESS  TO BAD I'M SENDING YOU TO WAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not the most interesting manin the world like me but

MIKE HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY  The Most Interesting Man In The World