The Most Interesting Man In The World

NASA calculation

SORRY FOR THE LATE BIRTHDAY WISH  I'VE ONLY JUST FINISHED WORKING OUT HOW OLD YOU ARE The Most Interesting Man In The World

fuck you

I DON'T ALWAYS WRTE MEMES BUT WHN I DO IDON'T CORRECT MY TYPOS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beat Army!

I DON'T ALWAYS WAKE UP AT 5AM ON A SUNDAY BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS TO WATCH NAVY BEAT ARMY AGAIN FROM JAPAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck ge

I DON'T ALWAYS GET HAUL AWAYS BUT WHEN I DO JULES HIDES HER PIZZA IN IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

So true

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO STONE TEMPLE PILOTS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH SCOTT WEILAND The Most Interesting Man In The World

treat her right

I DON'T EVER GO TO FLORIDA BUT WHEN I DO IT IS BECAUSE SOME GUY BREAKS MY NIECES HEART The Most Interesting Man In The World

MICROSOFT TROUBLESHOOTING

I DON'T ALWAYS TROUBLESHOOT MICROSOFT ISSUES BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE I'M HUNGOVER FROM MY CHRISTMAS PARTY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy day with that birth in it

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF  BUT WHEN I DO I SAY IT ON MY BIRTHDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Its Trump or me, not both.

I DONT ALWAYS ASK FOR TRUMP SUPPORTERS TO UNFRIEND ME BUT WHEN I DO IT IS RIGHT NOW, AND I FEEL NO REMORSE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

How to take tea

WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME HOW I TAKE MY TEA I SAY 'SERIOUSLY, VERY SERIOUSLY!' The Most Interesting Man In The World