The Most Interesting Man In The World

walk ins

I DON'T ALWAYS DO A WALK IN TATTOO... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AT ROYAL ANCHOR TATTOO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Catchy title!!

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO BOOL FOR LUNCH BUT WHEN I DO I SAY SOMETHING PRETTY DAMN WITTY, The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happens every time

I DON'T ALWAYS COMPLETELY AGREE WITH DONALD TRUMP BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I COMPLETELY DISAGREE IN FRONT OF CAMERAS THE DAY BEFORE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Always Happens

I DON'T ALWAYS COMPLETELY AGREE WITH DONALD TRUMP BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE TO COMPLETELY DISAGREE IN FRONT OF CAMERAS THE DAY BEFORE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Metallica / neighbors

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO METALLICA BUT WHEN I DO, SO DO MY NEIGHBORS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Nasty Brutus

I DONT ALWAYS KILL MY BEST FRIEND BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF ROME. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MY FRIENDS A BIRTHDAY MEME

BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S CUZ I'M TOO CHEAP TO BUY 1  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sick on birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SICK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON MY BIRTHDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Gun control

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK ABOUT GUN CONTROL BUT WHEN I DO THIS WHAT HAVE TO SAY. YOU CAN HAVE MY GUNS WHEN YOU CAN PRY THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

GOOD TIMES

I DONT ALWAYS GET WRONG NUMBER CALLS  BUT WHEN I DO, ITS FOR JON The Most Interesting Man In The World