The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lockport potholes

I DON'T ALWAYS DODGE POTHOLES BUT WHEN I DO I'M IN LOCKPORT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Old Gregg

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BAILEYS  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FROM A SHOE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bipolar Blues

I DON'T ALWAYS WAKE UP AT 5:30 A.M. BUT WHEN I DO, I'M USUALLY MANIC  The Most Interesting Man In The World

DAVEY JONES

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS BUT WHEN I DO, I WEAR AN ORANGE T-SHIRT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always air dirty laundry

I DONT ALWAYS AIR DIRTY LAUNDRY BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE I'M UPWIND ! The Most Interesting Man In The World

The world's most interesting snitch

I DON'T ALWAY'S GO TO JAIL BUT WHEN I DO I SNITCH MY WAY OUT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Douchetard reportfuck

I'M NOT ALWAYS A DOUCHETARD REPORTFUCK TWATWAFFLE OH....WAIT.....YES, I AM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO MSU GRADS

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO MSU GRADS BUT WHEN I DO...I SUPERSIZE MY ORDER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Horse poop

I DON'T ALWAYS POOP IN THE WATER TROUGH... ..BUT WHEN I DO ITS -30 AND NO ONE IS LOOKING The Most Interesting Man In The World

White Ape

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK WITH A WHITE APE, BUT WHEN I DO, I SAY TACK IT!! The Most Interesting Man In The World