The Most Interesting Man In The World

Teo Dave

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOW UP FOR WORK BUT WHEN I DO IT' ABOVE FREEZING The Most Interesting Man In The World

i'm awesome

I'M AWESOME, AND YOU'RE A WHORE THE END !!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Atheism in a nutshell

I DON'T ALWAYS DENY GOD'S EXISTENCE BUT WHEN I DO YOU SHOULD TOO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Tidal wave

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO REHAB  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I SPENT THE NIGHT IN JAIL AND WOKE UP TO MY MOM AND NANA The Most Interesting Man In The World

MISSING NOSE RING

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BIRTHDAY CAKE BUT WHEN I DO, I NEARLY CHIP A MOLAR ON SOMEONE'S LOST NOSE RING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hot Women

I DON'T POKE WOMEN ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I THINK THEY'RE SEXY AS FUCK The Most Interesting Man In The World

EMAIL REPLY

I DON'T ALWAYS REPLY TO EMAILS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WHEN I RECIEVE EMAIL ASKING ME TO REPLY TO THIS EMAIL The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Stemped-ed

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO STAMPEDE  BUT WHEN I DO I STAMPED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sam as a support

I DONT ALWAYS SUPPORT BUT WHEN I DO ITS WITH A BRUISER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Blood clot

 I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE WORD BLOOD CLOT BUT WHEN I DO, I REFERENCE SMELLY COOCHIES The Most Interesting Man In The World