The Most Interesting Man In The World

Redbox Return

I DON'T ALWAYS RETURN MY REDBOX TO THE BROOKHAVEN GIANT BUT WHEN I DO, I TRY TO EXIT USING THE FIRE ESCAPE DOOR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Shuff Skills.... or not!

I DON'T ALWAYS SUCK AT SHUFFLE BOARD BUT WHEN I DO I'M PLAYING JOHN HANNAH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Redbox

I DON'T ALWAYS RETURN MY REDBOX AT THE BROOKHAVEN GIANT BUT WHEN I DO, I TRY TO EXIT USING THE FIRE ESCAPE The Most Interesting Man In The World

BDAY WISH

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT WITH MEMES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Old Gregggg

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BAILEYS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FROM A SHOE The Most Interesting Man In The World

True story

I DON'T ALWAYS GO SLEDDING BUT WHEN I DO I BREAK MY COCCYX The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always hate quickmeme

I DON'T ALWAYS TELL JOKES BUT WHEN I DO. THEY ARE FUCKIN HILLARIOUS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Come la caca

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT DA POO POO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dark Force following me

I DON'T ALWAYS STAY UP AT NIGHT BUT WHEN I DO AND I HEAR A NOISE I RUN LIKE CRAP BECAUSE I THINK THERE'S A DARK FORCE FOLLOWING ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Farts at School

I DON'T ALWAYS FART IN SCHOOL BUT WHEN I DO, I BLAME IT ON SOMEONE ELSE The Most Interesting Man In The World