The Most Interesting Man In The World

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGER!

I DONT ALWAYS REMEMBER TO WISH PEOPLE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, ITS TO MY AWESOME BROTHER ROGER ELVEBU The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lunchtime Blues

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP DURING THE DAY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S RIGHT AFTER LUNCH ON A WORKDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

the most honest man in the world

I ALLWAYS DO HAVE A MILLION

I don't allways have a million pictures of me, with me saying the dumbest shit ever, floating around the internet

 OH WAIT, YES I DO. DIE OF THIRST, MY FRIEND The Most Interesting Man In The World

mind boggling sexy beard

I DON'T ALWAYS GROW A BEARD BUT WHEN I DO, I WILL OVERWHELM YOU WITH SEX APPEAL The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE BAD PUNS BUT WHEN I DO THERE'S A LOT AND THEY'RE REALLY SHITTY The Most Interesting Man In The World

dad beer

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO... OH FACE IT I ALWAYS DRINK BEER The Most Interesting Man In The World

life sucks

I USUALLY DON'T STUDY BUT WHEN I DO IT WAS SUMMER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Apple bananas are gross.

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BANANAS IN HAWAII, BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE FROM ECUADOR. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always cut hoes off

I DONT ALWAYS CUT HOES OFF BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER...NO EFFORT The Most Interesting Man In The World