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Most strongest man in the world

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MIMITW Gets adjusted

I DON'T ALWAYS GET ADJUSTED BUT WHEN I DO... IT'S NOT BECAUSE I WALKED THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Animals in the attic

ANIMALS DON'T ALWAYS DIE IN MY ATTIC. BUT WHEN THEY DO, IT'S IN THE HARDEST PART TO GET TO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Attendance policy = you gotta do you

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE ATTENDANCE IN LECTURE BUT WHEN I DO,                   IT'S EXTRA CREDIT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fiction - Anti Vaccine

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HI :D

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK. BUT WHEN I DO. I QUIT DRINKING FOR HALF A YEAR. AND DIE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bro's before Ho's

IF IT LOOKS LIKE A SLAG AND IT SMELLS LIKE A SLAG, DON'T GO DOWN THERE... ...IT'S PROBABLY MY EX-WIFE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

GINGER DATE

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scumbag mind

I DON'T ALWAYS MEET A NICE GUY BUT WHEN I DO, IN MY MIND WE ARE ALREADY A COUPLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I never celebrate shit asshole

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