The Most Interesting Man In The World

Easy test

I DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP BUT WHEN I DO, I GET 40 HOURS OF SLEEP AFTER THE TEST The Most Interesting Man In The World

True story

I DON'T ALWAYS DROP MY PEANUT BUTTER TOAST... BUT WHEN I DO, IT ALWAYS LANDS FACE DOWN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dumpin'

I DON'T ALWAYS DUMP AROUND, BUT WHEN I DO... I SING SONGS ABOUT IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

DC4L FANS BE LIKE!!

EAGLES FANS FACE IT! YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS THE COWBOYS!! DC4L! The Most Interesting Man In The World

ice ice baby

I MAY NOT STOP, COLLABORATE, AND LISTEN... BUT WHEN I DO, I HIT THE BRAKES AND MY CAR GOES SPINNIN' The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hors d'oeuvres

I OFTEN FORGET HOW TO SPELL HORS D'OEUVRES WHEN I DO, I TYPE FANCY SNACKS INSTEAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

first place

 I'M NOT ALWAYS TIED FOR 1ST WITH FOUR OTHERS IN FANTASY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I AM... I HAVE TO BEAT RANDY TO GET INTO THE PLAY-OFFS... The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play fantasy football

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL ... BUT WHEN I DO ALWAYS BEAT DAVE SIMPSO!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Contest Keyers

I DON'T ALWAYS USE A VOICE KEYER IN A CONTEST BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE MY WIFE DO THE CQ The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY THE BASS, BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE YOUR BUTTS ARE SHAKIN'!! The Most Interesting Man In The World