The Most Interesting Man In The World

4 day

I DON'T ALWAYS START MY WORKWEEK ON TUESDAY BUT WHEN I DO....AW, SCREW IT.  C'MON FRIDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH MY BOSS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, I HOPE HE REMEMBERS IT WHEN IT'S TIME TO HAND OUT RAISES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Winter sucks

I DON'T ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT WINTER... WAIT...YES I DO. WINTER SUCKS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

work problems

I DON'T ALWAYS SNEEZE MORE THAN 5 TIMES BUT WHEN I DO I'M USUALLY SORTING AMAZON The Most Interesting Man In The World

say what you feel my friends

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK BUT WHEN I DO I CUSS A LOT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Snow bitching

I DON'T ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SNOW  BUT WHEN I DO I POST IT ALL OVER FACEBOOK The Most Interesting Man In The World

"I don't always beat Seattle fans..."

I DON'T ALWAYS BEAT SEATTLE FANS... BUT I USUALLY DO... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sorry babe

I DONT ALWAYS BREAK UP WITH ASH  BUT WHEN I DO I GO BACK OUT WITH HER The Most Interesting Man In The World

fuck you cunt motherfucker

NOT SURE IF WON ARGUMENT OR USED MEME INCORRECTLY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Star of your dreams

I DON'T ALWAYS STAR IN YOUR DREAMS BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE FILLED WITH WEIRD AND DEEPLY CONFUSING EMOTIONS. The Most Interesting Man In The World