The Most Interesting Man In The World

target fart

I DON'T ALWAYS FART IN TARGET BUT WHEN I DO, I FART REALLY LOUD & BLAME THE TWINS OR THE OLD LADY DOWN THE AISLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

League no SS

I DON'T ALWAYS FORGET TO SAY SS BUT WHEN I DO MY MOM HAS SEX WITH STRANGERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Plato fo sho

I DONT ALWAYS TRY TO SPELL PLATAUE BUT WHEN I DO I JUST USE

I DONT ALWAYS HAVE AN INSANLEY MANLY VOICE

I DONT ALWAYS HAVE AN INSANLEY MANLY VOICE BUT WHEN I DO, CARAE LOVES IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

How do I pee???

I DON'T ALWAYS PEE STANDING UP.... BUT WHEN I DO, I LIFT THE SEAT...YOU'RE WELCOME LADIES!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Per diem

I DON'T ALWAYS SPEND MY PER DIEM ON FOOD BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ALL ON BECAUSE I'M ALREADY SHITFACED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bad Relative

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE FUNNY COMMENTS, BUT WHEN I DO AM OLDER RELATIVE MAKES A COMMENT THAT RUINS IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck deez titles,FAM

   PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND ME, BUT WHEN THEY DO… NAIMEAN! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always play as teemo

I DONT ALWAYS PLAY AS TEEMO BUT WHEN I DO I PLAY HIM LIKE AN ASSHOLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rat Lovers Australia (without the arseholes)

I DON'T ALWAYS POST ON RAT LOVERS AUSTRALIA BUT WHEN I DO, SHIT GETS F*CKIN' REAL  The Most Interesting Man In The World