The Most Interesting Man In The World

I love women!!

I DON'T ALWAYS DO IT DOGGY STYLE BUT WHEN I DO ALL THE WOMEN HOWL& YELP!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pay atennation ladies!!

I DON'T ALWAYS LICK TWAT, BUT WHEN I DO,I COULD PAINT A 75FT. FENCE!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ellis Kauffman

I DONT ALWAYS HAVE MAIN CHARACTERS BASED OFF ME BUT WHEN I DO,IM NOT CASTED AS HIM The Most Interesting Man In The World

I HATE MONDAYS

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE MONDAYS  OH WAIT... ACTUALLY I DO!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Miss You.

I DON'T ALWAYS MISS PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO, I MISS YOU AND I MISS YOU A LOT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Game winner

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A SHOT BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S THE GAME WINNER The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read these joke,

BUT WHEN I DO..... I AM ALWAYS GLAD I DID. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rave blues

I DON'T ALWAYS PULL THE FIRE ALARM BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT'S WHEN THE HEADLINER'S ON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rave blues

I DON'T ALWAYS PULL THE FIRE ALARM BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE THE HEADLINER'S ON The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read the jokes,

 BUT, WHEN I DO, I'M ALWAYS GLAD I DID. The Most Interesting Man In The World