The Most Interesting Man In The World

LAWS OF POOP

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO TAKE LONG SHITS... ...BUT WHEN I DO, I'M IN A RUSH TO GET SOMEWHERE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kru Jeans

I DONT ALWAYS WEAR JEANS TO TRAIN MY FIGHTERS, BUT WHEN I DO THEY CALL ME KRU JEANS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday Rebecca

I MAY NOT ALWAYS WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY REBECCA BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT WITH THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

THE HANFRIS QUARTET

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY BARBERSHOP CD'S BUT WHEN I DO, I GET THE HANFRIS QUARTET'S NEW ALBUM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Facebook Birthday Wish

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH MY FRIENDS HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S PIGGYBACKED ON SOMEONE ELSE'S BIRTHDAY POST. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Every single time :(

THE HOT WAITRESS DOESN'T ALWAY COME CHECK ON MY TABLE. BUT WHEN SHE DOES, MY MOUTH IS FULL OF FOOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

according to my wife, this happens a lot

I DON'T ALWAYS SPILL BEER, BUT WHEN I DO,  I SPILL IT ON MY WIFE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Video games

I DON'T ALWAYS CURSE WHEN I PLAY VIDEO GAMES WAIT, YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

most interesting photobomber :D

I DON'T USUALLY GET MY PICTURES TAKEN BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IT'S A PHOTOBOMB The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh Nadine

I DON'T ALWAYS SPELL HOGWARTS WRONG BUT WHEN I DO, NADINE WANTS TO KILL ME The Most Interesting Man In The World