The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stalk you,

I DON'T ALWAYS STALK YOU WAIT..YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Complaint department

I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE ABUSIVE EMAILS BUT WHEN I DO, I SEND THEM TO CATC The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ninja turtles

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH NINJA TURTLES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S NOT NINJA TURTLES IT'S ASS The Most Interesting Man In The World

The AWESOME Movie

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH LEGO FILMS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S THE LEGO MOVIE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Interesting man

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE FRUITY SHAKES.. BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE LOADED WITH PROTEIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rib kicker

I DON'T ALWAYS BRAWL WITH MY PARENTS  BUT WHEN I DO I HAVE TO KICK THEM IN THE RIBS The Most Interesting Man In The World

mehehe you loser

I DON'T ALWAYS MISS TO SEE THE GUY I LIKE BUT WHEN I DO, I MISS THEM BOTH The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm 12 what is this

I DON'T ALLWAYS DROP MY GLOVE. BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S A HOT ENGLISHMAN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Movie Theater

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY CONCESSIONS AT THE MOVIES. BUT WHEN I DO, I SPEND $50 AND I EAT ALL OF IT DURING THE PREVIEWS.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mike's 50th

I DON'T USUALLY CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE GRUMPY MIKE IS TURNING 50! The Most Interesting Man In The World