The Most Interesting Man In The World

Jerry has a cold.

I DON'T ALWAYS FEEL PITY FOR MEN WITH SNIFFLES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S JERRY DICKENS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't feel sorry for a man with the sniffles

 WHEN I DO, IT'S JERRY DICKENS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always feel bad for other men with the sniffles

BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S JERRY DICKENS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Go slow

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE SLOW... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I'M IN MY GEO METRO. ''GO 55 GET 55''  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cupid is Stupid

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE VALENTINES DAY BUT WHEN I DO...OH WAIT, YES I DO! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Just to be nice

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY

Bartender, another Lip Balm please!

I DON'T ALWAYS USE LIP BALM, BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER INNOPACKUSA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fascinating person

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE INTERNET MEMES BUT WHEN I DO, THEY MAKE ME THE MOST FASCINATING PERSON EVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dos Equis Basement Jeebies

I DON'T ALWAYS TURN OUT THE BASEMENT LIGHT BUT WHEN I DO I RUN UP THE STAIRS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

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אני לא תמיד שותה וודקה אבל כשאני כן כל העולם צריך לדעת The Most Interesting Man In The World