The Most Interesting Man In The World

V-day letdown

HOW IS NOT HAVING A VALENTINE ON VALENTINE'S DAY ANY DIFFERENT THAN NOT HAVING A MOTHER ON MOTHER'S DAY OR A FATHER ON FATHER'S DAY? The Most Interesting Man In The World

skype meetings

I DON'T ALWAYS SPEAK ON THE SKYPE CALLS BUT WHEN I DO, MY MICROPHONE IS MUTED. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Facebook

I DON'T ALWAYS USE FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR WORK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Erotics fan.

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE EROTICS.... BUT WHEN I DO, THIS BOTTLE IS REPLACED BY A TRAFFIC CONE The Most Interesting Man In The World

SHITTY HUSBAND

I DONT ALWAYS TELL MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER I LOVE HER BUT WHEN I DO IT'S USUALLY ON FACEBOOK AND BECAUSE I FUCKED UP AND SHE WONT ANSWER MY TEXTS OR CALLS!!!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

valentines

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE A CHILD, GET MARRIED, OR BUY A HOUSE. BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH YOU. (STILL LOVE YOU) The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy V day

I'M NOT ALWAYS ALONE AND DRUNK ON VALENTINES DAY BUT WHEN I AM I POST STUPID CRAP LIKE THIS ON FACEBOOK  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mid lane warding

I DON'T ALWAYS WARD... BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO PUT ONE RIGHT IN MIDDLE LANE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

valentine's day

I DON'T NORMALLY COOK BUT WHEN I DO ITS ON VALENTINE'S DAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

fart man

I DON'T ALWAYS FART... OH WAIT...YES I DO! The Most Interesting Man In The World