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i don't always sev

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I don't always sing tenor

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mt gox

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Pursuits

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why we hate you

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vday drink

I DON'T  ALWAYS DRINK ON VALENTINE'S DAY... BUT WHEN I DO...ITS USUALLY MY WEIGHT IN WHISKEY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Diet motivation

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hey Vicki Ledford

I DONT USUALLY GET MUSHY, BUT WHEN I DO, I SAY, I LOVE YOU. The Most Interesting Man In The World

ACTUAL ROFL

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