The Most Interesting Man In The World

Roomba Cat

I DON'T ALWAYS SHUCK CORN.  BUT WHEN I DO.. I SHUCK IT WITH MY CAT IN A SHARK'S COSTUME, RIDING A ROOMBA. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Donovan's Steak

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT 100% USDA PRIME STEAK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT DONOVAN'S STEAK & CHOP HOUSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

My Mudda Fuckin meme

MY FURNACE DOESN'T BREAK DOWN, BUT IF IT DID I WOULD CALL POCOCK HEATING AND COOLING. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR MY PPE

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR MY PERSONAL PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE SOMEONE FROM THE CORPORATE OFFICE IS VISITING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most sorry man

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY 'SORRY' BUT WHEN I DO, MY COUNTRY IS WHOOPING ASS AT THE OLYMPICS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Interesting? Or Bizarre?

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE THINGS. BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE USUALLY GEICO COMMERCIALS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

USDA Prime Steak

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT 100% USDA PRIME STEAK BUT WHEN I DO, I GO TO DONOVAN'S STEAK AND CHOP HOUSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

The truth

IF HER AGE IS OFF THE CLOCK SHE'S OLD ENOUGH FOR THE COCK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Meatball sub

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT AT THE RITZ FOOD TRUCK BUT WHEN I DO, I'M DEAD SOBER AND I DRIVE OVER FROM MY HOUSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

KITTENS CONFESSIONS!

I DONT ALWAYS WRITE LUDE, CRUDE, AND SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE, STUFF ON FACEBOOK! BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE ITS FUNNY ENOUGH THAT MY FRIENDS GET IT, AND CRUDE ENOUGH THAT THOSE WHO DONT, ARE OFFENDED! The Most Interesting Man In The World