The Most Interesting Man In The World

Talkin like a wankster

I DONT ALWAYS TALK LIKE A GANGSTER, BUT WHEN I DO, I SOUND LIKE A TOTAL MORON. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Snow in Hawaii.

I DON'T ALWAYS TRAVEL TO HAWAII, BUT WHEN I DO, IT SNOWS 14 INCHES AT HOME.  STAY WARM MY FRIENDS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Only Parents will understand

I DON'T ALWAYS USE BIRTH CONTROL BUT, WHEN I DO I GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Snow in Hawaii

I DON'T ALWAYS TRAVEL TO HAWAII, BUT WHEN I DO, IT SNOWS 14 INCHES AT HOME.  STAY WARM MY FRIENDS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Grammar 101

I NORMALLY DON'T PAY ATTENTION IN LESSONS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ENGLISH LESSON The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy Scentsy

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY SCENTSY BUT WHEN I DO I BUY FROM JOELLE GIBSON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Smokin' J's BBQ

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BBQ BUT WHEN I DO I EAT @ SMOKIN' J'S The Most Interesting Man In The World

14 inches of snow in Hawaii?

I DON'T ALWAYS TRAVEL TO HAWAII, BUT WHEN I DO, IT SNOWS 14 INCHES AT HOME.  STAY WARM MY FRIENDS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

We'll have nun of that...

I DON'T ALWAYS TRY TO FORCE NUNS TO PAY FOR CONTRACEPTION... BUT WHEN I DO I GO STRAIGHT TO CONFESSION AFTERWARDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stupid Snow Saying

IT DOESN' T ALWAYS SNOW BUT WHEN IT DOES, I STAY HOME AND DRINK WHISKEY The Most Interesting Man In The World