The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DONT ALWAYS CHANGE THE RADIO STATION WHEN A GOOD SONG COMES ON BUT I DO AFTER HEARING IT EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dave's B Day

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY BIRTDAY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO MY NEPHEW DAVE STAY THIRSTY MY FRIEND The Most Interesting Man In The World

Your title doesn't look funny enough.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY DARTS,  BUT WHEN I DO I BEAT STEPHEN.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

ive owned a ford all my life and the only thing that rusted was the hood hinges

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

ive had a ford all my life and the only thing that rusted was the hood hinges

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Babidaboopi like Tony

I DON'T ALWAYS SPEAK ITALIAN LIKE TONY... BUT WHEN I DO I SAY BABIDABOOPI AND ACT LIKE I KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING The Most Interesting Man In The World

SATIRE MAN

I DON'T ALWAYS POST SATIRE ARTICLES BUT WHEN I DO, THIS IS A GODDAMN OUTRAGE!  TO THINK THAT WE ALLOW THIS SORT OF THING TO HAPPEN IN THE 21ST CENTURY IS BEYOND ME!  IT'S DESPICABLE!  WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? The Most Interesting Man In The World

My wife knows it's true

I DON'T ALWAYS STARE OBSESSIVELY AT MY PHONE SOMETIMES I STARE AT MY TABLET The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fritz's Beef

I DON'T ALWAYS BEGRUDGE SAUSAGES BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE THE WORST OF THE WURST. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Guitar Selfie

I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE POST'S OF GUYS PLAYING GUITAR... BUT, WHEN I DO PAUL HAMBURGER IS INVOLVED The Most Interesting Man In The World