The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cleaning it out

I DON'T ALWAYS WEIGH MYSELF BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I POOP FIRST The Most Interesting Man In The World

don't wake the kids

I DON'T ALWAYS CLEAN AT NAP TIME BUT WHEN I DO I SET OFF THE NOISIEST TOYS IN THE HOUSE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

No shame

I DON'T ALWAYS ENJOY MASSIVE ICE STORMS AND POWER OUTAGES...  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I SKIPPED OUT OF TOWN WITH THE MERRITTS FIRST. The Most Interesting Man In The World

SalesComm Recorded Calls 2

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE BAD PHONE CALLS, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ALWAYS RECORDED. The Most Interesting Man In The World

SalesComm Call Tracking

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE BAD PHONE CALLS, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ALWAYS RECORDED.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

שדש גכשג

IM NOT ALWAYS FEEDING BUT WHEN I DO IM 0/20 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cookies

I DONT ALWAYS ABDUCT LITTLE GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO ITS FOR THEIR COOKIES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Zanderzon Weatherman

I DON'T ALWAYS TRUST WEATHERMEN BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ZANDERZON The Most Interesting Man In The World

did you know?

NOT EVERYONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOUR DOING EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAMN DAY!!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Abba sucks

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO ABBA. BUT WHEN I DO I JAM A PENCIL IN MY EAR AND MAKE IT SOUND LIKE SLAYER The Most Interesting Man In The World