The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont

I DONT ALWAYS GIVE A NICK NAME TO MY SITSTERS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE ITS ONE THAT WILL TWAT BLOCK THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

SXSW TRAVEL SUCKS

I DON'T ALWAYS WAIT TO BOOK SXSW TRAVEL.. WAIT.... YES I DO.             SHIT I'M SCREWED             The Most Interesting Man In The World

I assume this happens to everyone

I DON'T ALWAYS GET STUCK BEHIND A TRUCK ON MY WAY TO WORK BUT WHEN I DO I'M LATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Roy's whitefish

I DON'T ALWAYS CATCH WHITEFISH IN WISCONSIN BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE STATE RECORDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sleep Tickle

I DON'T ALWAYS TICKLE BUT WHEN I DO, I TICKLE THEM IN MY SLEEP WHILE WALKING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Crude hauler

I DON'T ALWAYS GRIND-OUT OIL.... BUT WHEN I DO, IT COMES OUT 2/10. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sports Man

I DON'T ALWAYS LIVE IN THE PAST, BUT, WHEN I DO, I'M A KU FAN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

You're not an atheist

I DON'T ALWAYS JOIN ATHEIST GROUPS BUT WHEN I DO, I ADMIT THAT I JUST REALLY HATE GOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The South Never Gives Up

THE SOUTH DOESN'T GIVE UP OFTEN BUT WHEN THEY DO, IT'S OVER 2 INCHES OF SNOW The Most Interesting Man In The World

If he says so, then it must be true.

I DON'T ALWAYS NEED AN ELECTRICIAN, BUT WHEN I DO, I CALL GEC. The Most Interesting Man In The World