The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shut down parties

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY BANJO BUT WHEN I DO, I SHUT DOWN THE PARTY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Toilet humour

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE TOILET BUT WHEN I DO, THE KIDS WILL ALWAYS FIGHT TO THE DEATH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Patriots tattoo

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A PATRIOTS TATTOO WHEN I DO I HOPE THEY DON'T CHANGE THEIR LOGO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Jubilee Sarcasm

I DON'T ALWAYS HUSBAND HACK BUT WHEN I DO... #JUBILEE2014 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Steeped Tea

I REALLY JUST DRINK STEEPED TEA The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SICK AND STAY IN BED BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S SUNDAY (CHURCH) MORNING The Most Interesting Man In The World

come on please

NO SIEMPRE DISCUTO CON LAS MUJERES PERO CUANDO LO HAGO LES PARTO LA MADRE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Flappy dead bird

I DONT USUALLY MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST PASSAGE IN FLAPPY BIRD,  BUT WHEN I DO I DIE IMMEDIATELY AFTER. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Flappy Bird

I DON'T ALWAYS DIE BEFORE PASSING THE FIRST TUNNEL IN FLAPPY BIRD BUT WHEN I DON'T I DEFINITELY DONT MAKE IT PAST THE SECOND TUNNEL. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Food Tornado

I DON'T ALWAYS COOK ON THE STOVE BUT WHEN I DO, IT LOOKS LIKE A TORNADO OF FOOD ALL OVER IT AFTERWARDS The Most Interesting Man In The World