The Most Interesting Man In The World

Damn it everyone

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A JOB AT A NEWSPAPER BUT WHEN I DO, EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY QUITS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Shimmy shim shim

I DON'T ALWAYS SHARPEN AND SHIM DIE STEELS BUT WHEN I DO I STACK AS MANY .005

dumb hiker

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL WHEN I GO HIKING BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN THE PARKING LOT WALKING TO THE CAR. The Most Interesting Man In The World

WW Monk QQ

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Licking Toads

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Justinian TheConqueror

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Like a boss!

YOU NECK NOMINATE ME? GROW UP AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU FILTHY WHORE!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Geranium Apples

I DON'T ALWAYS PUT GERANIUM ON MY APPLES BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH CODY SWENSON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lol true

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO HG STUDENTS  BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK FOR A BIG MENU  The Most Interesting Man In The World

GEICO/Dos Equis Merger

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE FIVE MINUTES BUT WHEN I DO, I SAVE 15% OR MORE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO. The Most Interesting Man In The World