The Most Interesting Man In The World

birthday douche

 I DON'T USUALLY WISH SOMEONE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO ITS USUALLY A DAY BEFORE THEIR ACTUAL BIRTHDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

apron at work

I DON'T ALWAYS WASH MY APRON BUT WHEN I DO IT TAKES ME 20 MINUTES TO UNTANGLE IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always *slurp* drink

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK  BUT WHEN I DO IM DRUNK The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a beard

I DON'T ALWAYS GROW A BEARD BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BEAST. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ford owners

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK SHIT ABOUT CHEVY, BUT WHEN I DO I HAVE A FORD, BROKEN DOWN IN MY GARAGE The Most Interesting Man In The World

it's him again

I DON'T ALWAYS USE NOTABLE FACES TO GET MY POINT ACROSS BUT WHEN I DO, I USE THIS GUY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Trolo sausage

I'M NOT ALWAYS DJ ON A PARTY BUT WHEN I AM, I MAKE SURE JESSICA ZIENCHIEWHEIZH RUINS IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

ladies & gents

I DON'T ALWAYS FIGHT GIRLS, BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE TO GRAB THEM BY THE SCALP & PUT THEM ON THE FLOOR. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Talkn Shit for good reason

I DONT ALWAYS TALK SHIT BUT WHEN I DO, ITS ABOUT JASON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Texas Weather is drunk!

I DON'T ALWAYS EXPERIENCE FOUR SEASONS IN TWO DAYS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S IN TEXAS The Most Interesting Man In The World