The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wish people a happy birthday

CARLINE! !!! BUT WHEN I DO ITS ALWAYS A DAY LATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS NEED TO WASTE 15 MINUTES, BUT WHEN I DO, I RUN RAKE BUILD_STATIC The Most Interesting Man In The World

AMUNing and checking

I DON'T ALWAYS COME TO CHICAGO FOR AMUN BUT WHEN I DO, I CHECK IN WITH PROF. DOS SANTOS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh amber

I DON'T ALWAYS CHASE BITCHES, BUT WHEN I DO  THEY FIND OUT WHAT SUPER DUPER UBER FIRE TONGUE GAME IS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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GUE JARANG NONTON FILM HOROR SEKALINYA NONTON, GUE NONTON GGS, SATU EPISODE !! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Won't you step into my parlor?

I DON'T ALWAYS CATCH SPIDERS BUT WHEN I DO, I POST THE PICTURES ON FACEBOOK The Most Interesting Man In The World

The most annoying person in the world!

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY SCRATCH TICKETS. BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE THERE IS AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE IN LINE BEHIND ME AND I PICK ONE OF EACH KIND! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Trump that!

I DON'T ALWAYS COMPARE U.S. POLITICIANS TO HITLER BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THEY WANT TO REGISTER A RELIGIOUS MINORITY IN A DATABASE AND THEIR FOLLOWERS BEAT UP DISSENTERS AT RALLIES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Moist turkey

I DON'T ALWAYS DESCRIBE MY TURKEY BUT WHEN I DO I USE THE WORD MOIST. The Most Interesting Man In The World

When One Needs To Be Great!

I DON'T ALWAYS ONLY HAVE ONE!  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S DOS EQUIS! The Most Interesting Man In The World