The Most Interesting Man In The World

Racecar probs

I DON'T ALWAYS CRASH PLAYING GT6 BUT WHEN I DO IT'S THE FINAL CORNER ON THE LAST LAP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Farting at Walmart

I DON'T ALWAYS FART IN THE ISLES AT WALMART  BUT WHEN I DO I BLAME IT ON MY WIFE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Who would have guessed

I DON'T ALWAYS CANCEL SCHOOL BUT WHEN I DO I ASK DAVID EATON FIRST  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Creative title.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO, I LIKE TO USE RADICALIZED ANDROCENTRISM TO DEMONSTRATE MY WHITE SUPREMACY AND HEGEMONIC MASCULINITY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

 I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO, I'M A PRIVILEGED WHITE MALE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Gamer's

I'M NOT ALWAYS THE SMARTEST ONE IN THE GROUP BUT WHEN I AM, I'M PLAYING A MMORPG The Most Interesting Man In The World

Do I like cottage cheese?

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT CURDLED MILK BUT WHEN I DO, I WANT TO BARF. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Smoke it if you got it...lol

I DON'T OFTEN WEAR JEANS, BUT WHEN I DO....... IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE A NICE RACK, A NICE ASS, AND ONE FUCK OF A PERSONALITY... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Power out?

MY HOUSE DOESN'T ALWAYS LOSE POWER BUT WHEN IT SNOWS IT DOES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Another snow storm

WE DON'T ALWAYS LOSE OUR POWER BUT WHEN WE DO, WE NEED A CRIB 9 MONTHS LATER The Most Interesting Man In The World