The Most Interesting Man In The World

Measuring isik

I DON'T ALWAYS FLOP MY COCK OUT BUT WHEN I DO, I MEASURE IT WITH AN ISIK COLLEGE RULER The Most Interesting Man In The World

gym time

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE ABS BUT WHEN I DO, I STARVE MYSELF The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vote For Tom!

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE FOR TOM BARNARD BUT WHEN I DO, I VOTE SEVERAL HUNDERED TIMES EVERY DAY.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always lose my shit

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE MY SHIT, BUT WHEN I DO I DONT REALIZE IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Got Respect?

TO MY BLACK SISTAHS: SO WHAT I USED TO DATE A WHITE GIRL AND I CALLED HER A QUEEN FROM HERE ON OUT ANY MAN SHE'S WITH WILL FOREVER TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pop zits

I DON'T ALWAYS POP ZITS, BUT WHEN I DO ITS FRICKEN ENTERTAINING The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always

I DON'T ALWAYS BUMP MY COMMENTS, BUT WHEN I DO,I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fall in christmas trees

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL IN CHRISTMAS TREES BUT WHEN I DO, I'M DRUNK. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Yes i do

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK DOS EQUIS WAIT YES I DO, THANKS COUSIN JEREMY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Homework always done

I DON'T ALWAYS DO HOMEWORK BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World