The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hopeful weight loss

I DON'T ALWAYS STEP ON THE SCALE  BUT WHEN I DO I SUCK IT IN The Most Interesting Man In The World

RX DIARRHEA

I DON'T ALWAYS POP A PILL WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay Classy Bitches!

STAY CLASSY BITCHES KARMA'S GOT HER EYE ON YOU. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hacking Portal keys

I DON'T ALWAYS DROP MY PORTAL KEYS WHEN DRIVING OVER 40MPG... BUT WHEN I DO,  I DON'T FORCE SYNC.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

YAY WUA

I DO NOT OFTEN LEAVE THE GOOD ZONE BUT WHEN I DO I'LL GO WITH THE OTHERS ON A FAREWELL BEER IN THE HECHT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pissing puppy!

I'M NOT ALWAYS UP BEFORE 5AM BUT WHEN I AM, IT'S BECAUSE THE PUPPY HAD TO PISS The Most Interesting Man In The World

my bitch ex

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BUT WHEN I DO I ALSO TAKE XANAX GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA. AND USE ANIMAL FOOTAGE TO THREATEN DEATH TO ANY WOMAN WHO TALKS TO MY LOVE The Most Interesting Man In The World

George Jones

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL WHITE PEOPLE CRACKERS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S SALTINES OR RITZ The Most Interesting Man In The World

omran ale

ICH ERSTELLE NICHT IMMER UNLUSTIGE MEMES ABER WENN DANN ALEXANDER OMRAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

silver bullets

I DON'T ALWAYS USE SILVER BULLETS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ALWAYS MAKE A MESS The Most Interesting Man In The World