The Most Interesting Man In The World

The hot yoga enthusiast

I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE TO SWEAT BUT WHEN I DO, I'M IN A HOT ROOM SURROUNDED BY SEXY PEOPLE DOING YOGA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sad Superbowl

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE SUPERBOWL... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR THE COMMERCIALS... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Professor Sawyer

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE POINTS  BUT WHEN I DO, YOU GET FULL CREDIT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

All the goddamn time

I DON'T ALWAYS GET INTO A BATTLE OF WITS BUT WHEN I DO, I STUTTER AWKWARDLY AND MESS UP MY COMEBACK. The Most Interesting Man In The World

spilled it !

I DONT ALWAYS SPILL FOOD WHILE I DRIVE... BUT WHEN I DO, I BLAME IT ON FORD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Farting in Bed!

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT FRIJOLE BUT WHEN I DO,  I SLEEP WITH THE WINDOW OPEN AND CHANGE MY SHEETS THE NEXT DAY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Travis Crabill

I DONT ALWAYS SMOKE CIGARETTES  BUT WHEN I DO, ITS OTHER PEOPLES The Most Interesting Man In The World

PLUG IN'S

I DON'T ALWAYS USE INSERTS, BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE NOT IMAGINARY STAY ANAOLG MY FRIENDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drunk Ass

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A DRUNKEN, EMOTIONAL ASS OF MYSELF... ...BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE CERTAIN IT'S IN A FACEBOOK STATUS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Flappy Bird

I DON'T ALWAYS HIT A PIPE IN FLAPPY BUT WHEN I DO, TIFFANY DANG BUYS ME DINNER The Most Interesting Man In The World