The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kill a kid...

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO KILL A KID BUT WHEN I DO  IT'S BECAUSE IT'S SCREAMING AT THE LAUNDRY MAT.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Headphones at work doesn't equal talky time

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR HEADPHONES AT WORK BUT, WHEN I DO, PEOPLE WILL STILL TRY TALK TO ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

PSH - Hunger Games

I DON'T ALWAYS READ ABOUT PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I'M AFRAID HE DIED AND TOOK THE HUNGER GAMES TRILOGY WITH HIM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I win!

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE MY SHIT... BUT WHEN I DO, I WIN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Dustbuster Motto

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE OLYMPICS... BUT WHEN I DO, I'M COMPLETELY UNINFORMED. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Dustbuster Motto

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE OLYMPICS... BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT EXCEPT WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Win!

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE MY SHIT. BUT WHEN I DO, ITS BECAUSE I'M RIGHT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

iPhone Toilet

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY IPHONE GAMES ON THE TOILET. BUT WHEN I DO, I PLAY TIL MY FEET FALL ASLEEP. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch FOX News

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOX NEWS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FOR THE MOST INTERESTING MAYOR IN THE WORLD The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK VICKS BLÅ-SHOTS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S USUALLY AT FJÄLLSTUGAN The Most Interesting Man In The World