The Most Interesting Man In The World

Flappy Bird

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY FLAPPY BIRD BUT WHEN I DO, I SHOUT HORRIBLE THINGS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kathie Lee scares me...

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH KATHIE AND HODA... BUT WHEN I DO, KATHIE MAKES ME VOMIT IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Boring Lecture causes ADD

I DON'T HAVE ATTENTION DEFICIT BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S DURING A BORING LECTURE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bruce new CEO

I DON'T ALWAYS ATTEND AFTER-WORK OUTINGS, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE JUST WON THE FOOTBALL POOL & IS THE NEW CEO The Most Interesting Man In The World

for ashley

I DONT ALWAYS LOOK TAN BUT WHEN I DO........ IM DRINKING DOS EQUIS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Super Bowl Monday!

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL OUT OF WORK, BUT WHEN I DO, RICHARD SHERMAN SAYS,

Snow Days

THEY DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SNOW DAYS BUT WHEN THEY DO, I REFILL MY PROZAC The Most Interesting Man In The World

dumb posts

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE DUMB POSTS BUT WHEN I DO, SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK IS WATCHING The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always :)

I DONT ALWAYS FUCK WITH NIGGAS BUT WHEN I DO THEIR ALWAYS THE ONES THAT DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

On the internet

I DONT ALWAYS LOOK ON THE INTERNET BUT WHEN I DO I LOOK UP