The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch football

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO, I CHEER FOR THE TEAM THAT'S ALREADY WINNING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Namecalling is fun

I DON'T ALWAYS RESORT TO NAME-CALLING... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A NASTY HO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Super Bowl 48

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH PAYTON MANNING  BUT WHEN I DO HE IS THROWING AN INTERCEPTION The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always....

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK.... ....BUT WHEN I DO. I END UP NAKED IN MY NEIHBORS BACKYARD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I can't be the only one.

I DON'T ALWAYS GO SHOPPING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND BUT WHEN I DO, I TRY TO THROW THE GROCERIES INTO THE CART FROM HALFWAY DOWN THE AISLE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Single, Bilingual, and Ready to Mingle.

I DON'T ALWAYS SEEK FOR A GIRL. BUT WHEN I DO SHE'S THE REAL DEAL. DALE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Girl Scout cookies are that good

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT GIRL SCOUT COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO I EAT THE WHOLE BOX The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bye bye football!

I DON'T ALWAYS POST ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL BUT WHEN I DO I'M INWARDLY REJOICING THAT FOOTBALL SEASON WILL FINALLY BE OVER. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DONT ALWAYS ASK PEOPLE TO PLAY GAMES WITH ME BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T GIVE UP UNTIL THEY PLAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Football Faux Pas

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO I QUESTION THE RULES THE ENTIRE GAME The Most Interesting Man In The World