The Most Interesting Man In The World

When ever your home alone. ......

I DON'T ALWAYS GET CALLS ON MY HOUSE PHONE ANY MORE BUT WHEN I DO, I'M HOME ALONE SITTING ON THE TOILET. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get calls on my house phone any more

 BUT WHEN I DO, I'M HOME ALONE SITTING ON THE TOILET. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dark Tranquillity

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO DARK TRANQUILLITY BUT WHEN I DO, SO DOES THE ENTIRE BUILDING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Don't watch the Super Bowl

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE SUPER BOWL BUT WHEN I DO.. WHO AM I KIDDING? I NEVER DO! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bronco hater for life

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE THE BRONCOS WAIT... YEA I DO.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

BBQ Chix

I DON'T ALWAYS COOK COMPETITION STYLE CHICKEN... BUT WHEN I DO, EVERYONE AT THE PARTY IS A WINNER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bronco hater

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE THE BRONCOS, OH WAIT, YEA I DO.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Super Bowl

I DON'T ALWAYS WIN THE SUPER BOWL AND GET A RING BUT WHEN I DO, I CONGRATULATE TOM BRADY FOR GETTING ME THERE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Worlds most interesting fan

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO METAL BUT WHEN I DO I LISTEN TO LOWERCASE GODS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Puzzles

I DON'T ALWAYS DO PUZZLES  BUT WHEN I DO I WEAR A HEAD LAMP The Most Interesting Man In The World