The Most Interesting Man In The World

cause i can't feed off the goverment

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK, BUT WHEN I DO ITS ON THE WEEKEND, BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB ON THE WEEKDAYS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bad Influence

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A HANGOVER... BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS BECAUSE OF CLIFF SMITH! The Most Interesting Man In The World

cause monday means monday , not wednesday or tuesday

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK  BUT WHEN I DO, ITS ON THE WEEKEND BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB ON THE WEEKDAYS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cheap Liquor

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A HANGOVER BUT WHEN I DO IT IS BECAUSE OF CLIFF SMITH. The Most Interesting Man In The World

it's funny because they all thought it was your birthday

IT'S   FUNNY    BECAUSE THEY ALL THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

been working in international business for 6 months now - been to Mongolia and Sri Lanka so far, soon Iran Bolivia Paraguay and Uruguay, should be fun

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mornings suck

I DON'T ALWAYS ENJOY WAKING UP EARLY WITH AIDAN BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE HE AGREES TO WATCH 'THE SANDLOT' The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay thirsty my friend

I DON'T ALWAYS PAY SOMEONE TO PREPARE MY TAXES BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER JERRY ROGERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

The first five minutes of snow

DRIVERS DON'T ALWAYS END UP IN DITCHES. BUT WHEN THEY DO, IT'S COMPLETELY AVOIDABLE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fireball and Football

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK FIREBALL WHISKEY  BUT WHEN I DO,  I SHOW MY ASS AT KIMMIE AND TAFT'S SUPERBOWL PARTY The Most Interesting Man In The World